House Party

"If they get caught it's all over. If they don't, it's just the beginning!"

The Sideways Mullet

Old guy on the right and coked up eighties ho on the left.

Marital Problems

She loved the sun, but alas, he was allergic.

Double Whammy

This house is like Fred Flinstone before he has had his first cup of dynolicious coffee in the morning.

The Nagel

It's always 1984 here! Do you think conversations in this house sound like this:

"Come on Eileen, wake me up before you go go."
"You gotta have faith."
"Word up."
"It's my perogative. I'll do what I'm gonna do."
"Do you really want to hurt me?"
"Girls just want to have fun."
"Call me."

Walking the Line

You know that line between tacky and cool—like the thrift store sweater with the poodle on it. It's really bad. It's so bad that you are strangely drawn to it. You want to buy it. You have to buy it. Sure, you play it off to your friends like you're only wearing it to be ironic and hip. They don't need to know that you secretly love it.

Jacob's Ladder

I'm thinking if they're trying to reach Heaven, they might want to aim a leeettle bit higher!

The Hippie Add-on

Nothing says adventurous architect, or stoned do-it-yourself-er, more than the hippie add-on.

Milquetoast II smooth Jazzaloo

Having trouble sleeping? Just stare at this house for two minutes.