"If they get caught it's all over. If they don't, it's just the beginning!"
Thursday, February 5, 2009
It's always 1984 here! Do you think conversations in this house sound like this:
"Come on Eileen, wake me up before you go go."
"You gotta have faith."
"It's my perogative. I'll do what I'm gonna do."
"Do you really want to hurt me?"
"Girls just want to have fun."
Monday, February 2, 2009
You know that line between tacky and cool—like the thrift store sweater with the poodle on it. It's really bad. It's so bad that you are strangely drawn to it. You want to buy it. You have to buy it. Sure, you play it off to your friends like you're only wearing it to be ironic and hip. They don't need to know that you secretly love it.