Fortress of Yabadabadude

Impenetrable. I get it. In this day and age, you gotta look out for numero uno. But, this might be taking it too far. Do the people that live here have a secret rock facade entrance? Or do they have to storm the castle with ladders and crossbows every day? And what about the trick-or-treaters?

Double Whammy

This house is like Fred Flinstone before he has had his first cup of dynolicious coffee in the morning.

Walking the Line

You know that line between tacky and cool—like the thrift store sweater with the poodle on it. It's really bad. It's so bad that you are strangely drawn to it. You want to buy it. You have to buy it. Sure, you play it off to your friends like you're only wearing it to be ironic and hip. They don't need to know that you secretly love it.