Fortress of Yabadabadude

Impenetrable. I get it. In this day and age, you gotta look out for numero uno. But, this might be taking it too far. Do the people that live here have a secret rock facade entrance? Or do they have to storm the castle with ladders and crossbows every day? And what about the trick-or-treaters?

Simply Mauvelous!

Uncle Wacky

This house reminds me of that wacky uncle who loves to walk behind the couch, while increasingly squatting, so he looks like he's walking down invisible stairs.

Amer Hist 101

All this in one lawn.

Lady Liberty

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Do you think these people really want the above-mentioned masses showing up at their door?

House Party

"If they get caught it's all over. If they don't, it's just the beginning!"

The Sideways Mullet

Old guy on the right and coked up eighties ho on the left.

Marital Problems

She loved the sun, but alas, he was allergic.

Double Whammy

This house is like Fred Flinstone before he has had his first cup of dynolicious coffee in the morning.

The Nagel

It's always 1984 here! Do you think conversations in this house sound like this:

"Come on Eileen, wake me up before you go go."
"You gotta have faith."
"Word up."
"It's my perogative. I'll do what I'm gonna do."
"Do you really want to hurt me?"
"Girls just want to have fun."
"Call me."

Walking the Line

You know that line between tacky and cool—like the thrift store sweater with the poodle on it. It's really bad. It's so bad that you are strangely drawn to it. You want to buy it. You have to buy it. Sure, you play it off to your friends like you're only wearing it to be ironic and hip. They don't need to know that you secretly love it.

Jacob's Ladder

I'm thinking if they're trying to reach Heaven, they might want to aim a leeettle bit higher!

The Hippie Add-on

Nothing says adventurous architect, or stoned do-it-yourself-er, more than the hippie add-on.

Milquetoast II smooth Jazzaloo

Having trouble sleeping? Just stare at this house for two minutes.