Fortress of Yabadabadude

Impenetrable. I get it. In this day and age, you gotta look out for numero uno. But, this might be taking it too far. Do the people that live here have a secret rock facade entrance? Or do they have to storm the castle with ladders and crossbows every day? And what about the trick-or-treaters?

Simply Mauvelous!

Uncle Wacky

This house reminds me of that wacky uncle who loves to walk behind the couch, while increasingly squatting, so he looks like he's walking down invisible stairs.

Amer Hist 101

All this in one lawn.

Lady Liberty

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Do you think these people really want the above-mentioned masses showing up at their door?

House Party

"If they get caught it's all over. If they don't, it's just the beginning!"

The Sideways Mullet

Old guy on the right and coked up eighties ho on the left.